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Ken B Wild

Aug 3, 20229 min read

Terminator Woman Review: She Won't Be Back

Dir: Michel Qissi Release Date: 1993 “Two martial arts trained cops travel to South Africa on the trail of a drugs baron” Also known as...

Imprisoned aka Night Walk Review: Throw Away The Key

Ken B Wild

Feb 4, 202210 min read

Imprisoned aka Night Walk Review: Throw Away The Key

Dir: Aziz Tazi Release Date: 2019 “An innocent man behind bars seeks justice while also trying to just stay alive” There are many movies...

Ken B Wild

Nov 23, 202114 min read

Mask of the Ninja Review: Martial Farts

Dir: Bradford May Release Date: 2008 “Their vengeance is relentless, their method is ritual, their weapon is secret, and their motive is...

Pharaoh's War Review: What is it good for?

Ken B Wild

Nov 5, 202118 min read

Pharaoh's War Review: What is it good for?

Dir: Raouf Abd El Aziz Release Date: 2019 “An ex-military man with a mysterious past leads a group of Egyptian refugees through the...

Ken B Wild

Jun 26, 202116 min read

Money Plane Review: Edge-y Shit!

Dir: Andrew Lawrence Release Date: 2020 “A professional thief, somehow $40m in debt, has his family held hostage until he robs the ‘Money...

Killing, American Style Review: Mullets & No Discernible Plot, Low Budget Style!

Ken B Wild

Jun 11, 202117 min read

Killing, American Style Review: Mullets & No Discernible Plot, Low Budget Style!

Dir: Amir Shervan Release Date: 1988 “After escaping from a prison bus, Robert Z’Dar and his ruthless gang hole up in a house owned by...

Hard Kill Review: A Bad Day To Hard Kill Hard!

Ken B Wild

May 14, 202114 min read

Hard Kill Review: A Bad Day To Hard Kill Hard!

Dir: Matt Eskandari Release Date: 2020 “The work of billionaire tech CEO Donovan Chalmers (Willis) is so valuable that he hires...

Post-Apocalyptic Commando Shark Review: All Shite, No Bite!

Ken B Wild

Apr 5, 20219 min read

Post-Apocalyptic Commando Shark Review: All Shite, No Bite!

Dir: Sam Qualiana Release Date: 2018 “In the post-apocalyptic future, the world is at war. The newly instated Soviet Russian Army has...

Judge Dredd Review: The Future Is Shitty!

Adam Parker-Edmonston

Mar 23, 202110 min read

Judge Dredd Review: The Future Is Shitty!

Dir: Danny Cannon Release Date: 1995 “In a dystopian future, Joseph Dredd, the most famous Judge (a police officer with instant field...

Ken B Wild

Feb 10, 202117 min read

Hologram Man Review: Virtual Nonsense

Dir: Richard Pepin Release Date: 1995 “Sentenced to holographic stasis for terrorism, Slash Gallagher escapes and wreaks more havoc as a...

The Sweeper Review: May Not Contain Actual Sweeping

Ken B Wild

Jan 18, 202120 min read

The Sweeper Review: May Not Contain Actual Sweeping

Dir: Joseph Mehri Release Date: 1996 “After surviving the massacre of his family, a boy grows to be a violent cop and is approached to...

Jingle All The Way Review: A Christmas Cracker!

Ken B Wild

Dec 22, 202013 min read

Jingle All The Way Review: A Christmas Cracker!

Dir: Brian Levant Release Date: 1996 “A busy father vows to get his son the most sought-after action figure for Christmas but it’s...

Death Fighter Review: Weekend at Jawed El Berni’s

Ken B Wild

Dec 13, 202011 min read

Death Fighter Review: Weekend at Jawed El Berni’s

Dir: Toby Russell Release Date: 2017 (Filmed in 2012) “An American cop witnesses his mentor's murder in a stake-out gone wrong and finds...

Abduction Review: Scott’s Got Bills To Pay!

Ken B Wild

Nov 14, 20207 min read

Abduction Review: Scott’s Got Bills To Pay!

Dir: Ernie Barbarash Release Date: 2019 “A man finds himself in Vietnam with no recollection of who he is or how he got there must piece...

King of the Kickboxers 2: Fighting Spirit Review: One of Two Non-Sequels!

Ken B Wild

Oct 26, 20204 min read

King of the Kickboxers 2: Fighting Spirit Review: One of Two Non-Sequels!

Dir: Teddy Page (as Jason Lowe?!?) Release Date: 1992 “Billy is tricked into fighting for a gangster to raise money for his sister’s...

Blast Review: No Running. No Petting. No Bombing.

Ken B Wild

Oct 26, 20204 min read

Blast Review: No Running. No Petting. No Bombing.

Dir: Albert Pyun Release Date: 1997 “Terrorists attempt to disrupt the Atlanta Olympics by kidnapping the U.S. women's swim team. Only...

Ken B Wild

Oct 25, 20203 min read

Robo Vampire Review: Top drawer shit!

Dir: Godfrey Ho Release Date: 1988 “Narcotics agent Tom Wilde is given a second chance at life after being shot and killed. In a...

DOOM Review: Make Sure You Pack A Spare Ass!

Dominic Lawton

Oct 22, 20205 min read

DOOM Review: Make Sure You Pack A Spare Ass!

Dir: Andrzej Bartkowiak Release Date: 2005 “A special ops squad investigating a distress signal from a distant planet discovers that...

211 Review: 211 is the police code for 'SHIT'

Ken B Wild

Sep 30, 20202 min read

211 Review: 211 is the police code for 'SHIT'

Dir: York Alec Shackleton Release Date: 2018 “While on a routine patrol, an aging cop, his partner and their ride-along get caught in a...